Gizzard.com was founded in 1998 to provide services of a spurious and legally doubtful nature to individuals and organisations foolish enough to retain our services.

Our most popular products involve the provision of imaginary "consultancy" services for clients with an excess of cash or other liquid assets. Come end of year, such an abundance may cause embarrassment, as it principally indicates a failure of the management team to properly dispense with assets requested in the previous budget. By retaining our so called experts, we can invoice nervous managers the exact amount required to make it look like they actually carried out some work.