The Silver Pocket Lining

This is a specially streamlined product, aimed at the diligent and overworked manager. We understand that you have many things competing for your attention, and pushing to make sure you have spent all your budget come year end is not your highest priority.

Our Silver Pocket Lining service provides you with access to an offsite team of expensive legal advisors. Under the guise of offering expert Legal Opinion, they can easily soak up any excess of cash (or "Contingency" as we prefer to call it) on individual budget line items.

The key advantages of this service are:

It's offsite, so its incredibly discreet.

Anyone who has to deal with the internal Legal Department will think twice about questioning you about consulting with external experts. The last thing they want is to knock the project off the rails entirely by getting those guys involved. Just in case though, you might want to ask about our optional "Flight Risk" report, which consists of fabricated scare stories of how Legal Team guys once tried to leave and setup their own consultancy, but realised they'd fail the Human Resources team's qualification requirements.

This product is "finely grained" - the required expenditure can be allocated to many small line items, leading to lots of work for anyone who wants to try cut back on costs, and thus your budget. We'll ensure they have to fight for each line item like their life depends on it. And if necessary, ask about our exclusive "Cutback Cutthroat" fake news story, about a psychopathic ex-employee turned serial killer fired from your company in a recent downsizing exercise, who longs to extract revenge on the guys who dropped his project.